The 6 David Tennants of the Church/Shul of Go Forth and Be Awesome

1) Don't be an asshole.
2) G-d exists, but don't get hung up on the fact that other people may have a different understanding of G-d.
3) Be grateful and express your gratitude.
4) "Can" does not equal "should"
5) Go forth.
6) Be awesome.

David Amendment 1a) Put some goddamn pants on.
David Amendment 2a) Learn to shut the fuck up.