I promise I'll actually write about something at some point. But for now I just want to say that I've realized that I never bother learning people's names. Just as all the Women of the Wash were ____ Bitch, so now are all of my professors.
Professor Grampa
Professor Pantene Pro-V Commercial (She has great hair)
Professor Mom
Professor Fish/Professor Ackbar (She looks like a fish/Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars)
Also appearing are:
TA Bathed Hugh Jackman
TA Tuberculosis (She's from South Africa I think, so obviously she has TB)
Some random students I might talk about:
Fat Guy in a Little Tie
Man-Girl
Girl-Man
The Bass Girl (the girl has a voice low enough to make males with a bass vocal range blush)
The Dude Who Always Calls Over Some Girl Named Jackie To Sit With Him.
Cleft-Palate Girl (She doesn't actually have one)
"How-The-Hell-Is-That-Guy-Married?" Guy
The Monolingual Retard (he asks the most blatantly idiotic questions during linguistics class about foreign language acquisition).
The Girl Born Without A Concept of Lateness.
The Bathroom Fornicator (the girl whose room is right next to the bathroom has loud sex that you can hear while you're peeing).
The Guy Who Always Asks For Two Burritos In The Dining Hall.
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