Of course you'd register for health insurance at the post office. OF COURSE. Where else would you even think of doing so???

just had a nightmare...i only ws asleep for 3 hours, and i dont have to wake up for another 4. fuck i miss having a roommate. it's horrible to wake up from some scary shit and then realize that you're in a room all by yourself and that you dont know a single one of your neighbors.

hug please?

I can't stop singing the Brigadoon song. Like, non-stop.

Shit. So I just finished my 5-page history paper and now I have to do my logic problem set. Which I don't really understand.


So tomorrow is the drop deadline. So I decided to drop logic. Cos it's not like I'm graduating anyway. haha.

מכתבים...

My dear fellow women,

Please don't treat itty-bitty undearwear-length shorts as outergarments. They are not. They are not an acceptable replacement for pants, I don't care how hot it is (though right now it's freezing out....weird....). Also not an acceptable replacement for pants? Leggings. I seriously do not need to be able to see every contour in your ass. Leggings are supposed to supplement something that is already covering you, like a skirt or dress. Not just a big t-shirt. Maybe you think you're pulling off some bizarre retro style, a throwback to some of fashions greater hits. When was that style popular? The middle ages. Well, this isn't the middle fucking ages, and even if it were, it'd be the men in the leggings. Not you. So put on some goddamn pants.

Your prudish fellow woman,
Sam.



Dear Annoying Bitch,

Please stop talking to me in that condescending tone. Fine, maybe if you wanna use it when we talk about gossip or sports (besides soccer) or science or anything that you know better than me, MAYBE I'll get over it if you use it then. But don't patronizingly tell me about "how things are in Israel" and "how Israelis live" in that condescending voice when you 1) don't keep up with the news in Israel and 2) have never even BEEN to the fucking country. I know I'm not an expert, I know I'm no Israeli myself, but just shut your fucking face.

Thanking you in advance,
Sam.

ALL FORMS HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO THE JEWISH AGENCY! !!!! let's see what happens...

Also, I knew I did the right thing in turning in my forms and heading down this road when I came out of the building. I felt extremely happy and excited, and when I turned on the ignition in the car--"Ticks," from the beginning of the song, started BLASTING from the radio. haha. it was a perfect moment.

never realized it until now: i cant hear public transportation from my room. i can hear the train going by every few....i dont now how long in between. i cant hear it during the day i guess because it's noisier outside and stuff, but right now i can hear it chugging along.

One of my neighbors is definitely smoking weed at the moment. They're blasting reggae and there is a sweet, strong smell definitely making its way out of their door and into the hallway. I think it's a little ridiculous. I mean, if you're going to smoke, whatever. That's your deal. But you're already going to attract attention with the smell, so what's with the reggae. That's just like blasting an advert that says, "YES, YOUR SUSPICIONS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED--WE ARE INDEED SMOKING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES."