I just had the stupidest fall ever. Sometimes the internet doesn't work (okay, ALWAYS the internet doesn't work) and so you hve to stand on a table and unplug the modem and then plug it back in. So a couple minutes ago I stood on the table, did this, and as I was getting back down I stepped on an uneven part of the table, causing it to flip over....which made me fall on top of the piano, and then fall onto the floor. My hands are killing me, as is my ass....but dammit, I have internet!