Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Nazi is a mythical creature

So I just read in the news that some Iranian politician likened Israel to the Nazis. Which immediately made me stop and ask myself, "Wait, aren't Iranian politicians Holocaust deniers?"

If there was no Holocaust, then basically what this guy was doing was actually comparing Israel to a mythical creature. Nazis don't exist, they're like leprechauns or unicorns or Rumplestiltskin. So when some guy from Iran calls my country a bunch of Nazis, I get a little confused. Wait, do you mean that we're a bunch of little green men with pots of gold, that we're beautiful horses with magical powers, or that we're little men with strange names? Ah! Must be the last one. Most Avi's aren't very tall.

Jeez, man from Iran, tell me something I DON'T know!

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