Dang

I'm a little bit annoyed that I missed the earthquake that was felt in Chicago. I could have been soooooo smug about it. I could have walked around campus saying, "Well, if you thought THAT was strong, you haven't been in my home state of Californee!" Okay, actually it's probably a good thing I wasn't there because people probably would have strangled me for my smugness, but whatever....

Also, I just wanted to say that I just had a dream which ended with the White House blowing up. Like, MASSIVE explosion. And for some reason there were children everywhere, and they were all frantically trying to outrun the blast on their tricycles, and (even though I was "there" in my dream) I heard the Fox News commentary saying that, as a result of the blast "poop is falling from the sky!" Also in front of the White House were Santa Monica city buses--which are big and blue and very distinctive, totally out of place in DC! And the buses made weird mooing noises, like they were cattle trapped in a blazing barn. It was so weird. Henyways, that's that. I just wanted to write it down before I forgot.


Oh, my day just got even better. The phone rang, I anwered, and here's my interpretation of events:
Me: Hello?
Person: Yes, I'm calling for Felicia Garcia.
Me: Um.....I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Person: No, this is the right number.
Me: Um.....WHO are you looking for again?
Person: Felicia Garcia.
Me: Yeah, see, you've got the wrong number.
Person: I am looking for Felicia.
Me: I know! But I have no idea who Felicia is.
Person: Okay, I am calling for Felicia Garcia.
Me: There is NO Felicia Garcia here!
Person: No no no, I'm looking for Felicia okay?
Me: Yes, I know, but there is no Felicia in this house!
Person: No, but I called this number and I am calling for Felicia Garcia.
Me: I understand that, but there is no Felicia here! You have the wrong number!
Person: No, but this is Felicia's number!
Me: Dude, this CAN'T be Felicia's number because it's MY number!
Person: But this is the number that Felicia gave me!
Me: WELL, SHE GAVE YOU THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER THEN!