Mom: I hate Oprah now.
Sam: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!
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Mom: I didn't like that she endorsed Obama. I mean, that's not Oprah's jooooob, telling America who to vote for and what to think and what to do!
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Sam: Um, actually that's EXACTLY Oprah's job.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Sam: Mom, she tells everyone in America to read a book and everyone in America--including you--go out and buy that book. She tells people how to lose weight, she tells people what to buy other people (at least in her magazine), she tells people about different issues that Americans suffer from and she tells us how to feel about them....basically, Oprah tells us EVERYTHING, so don't act all shocked that she told you who to vote for.
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HAHAHAHA your mom got served!!!!! Defend Oprah at all costs! oprah is above politics! she is the uber-mensch!! She will save you come the rapture?
that was actually a wicked great story.
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