Okay, so I got back from an errand in the center of town, and now suddenly my roommate is in a good mood and is thanking me for cleaning up the whole apartment. Which I appreciate, but I'm also kind of pissed off because the apartment was just as sparkly a couple hours ago, yet she was a total bitch then. I'm not really sure how I feel at the moment...

You know what I wish? I wish I had my oldest brother's talent. He could fart at will. If someone (usually my mother) was whining at him to do something, for a moment he would put on a look of concern, then would rip a loud fart, and say, "Don't care." I wish I could do that whenever certain people talk to me....


Um, oh my g-d, some Russian guy just gave me this attempt at a seductive glance and then winked. GAAAAA!!!!!