I just saw the most spectacular sight ever.
The boy I hit?  Remember him?
Yeah, he just slammed a hotel employee against the wall.  And started screaming.  In the middle of the hotel lobby.
Why?  They were arguing, and then as a joke the employee (who is in his early 20's...same age as the guy I hit) held a lighter to the guy's head.  It didn't touch the guy, but the guy thought it did.  So he flipped out.
I saw it all, and I moved to a different part of the lobby afterwards.  And the guy I hit came up to me.
"I don't want you to think I'm a lunatic."
"Okay."
"No, seriously, i'm not a lunatic.  you don't understand.  This guy kept bothering me and bothering me, and he uses the n word."
"You use the n word, too."
"Yeah, but that's different."
"Whatever."
"No, and he held a lighter to my head and it scared me, so of course I--"
"No no, I completely understand.  I remember this one time I freaked out and hit someone because he was a horrible person to other people and then he created a huge fireball by my foot.  So yeah, i can understand hitting a guy who uses the n word like you do and pretends to hold a lighter near your head."
"Oh.....yeah....."
oh it was glorious.
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ZING!!!
I told you you'd get to fuck him up!
Love,
Abraham
iafroti
p.s. that secret word seems almost like a real phrase or something?
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