So my parents have asked me to start a blog for when I'm in Israel....which is actually what this blog started out as. But I never actually told my parents about this blog because I figured I'd feel restricted if I knew my parents were reading. Sooooo, I think I'm going to start a second blog. Use this blog as the sort of "Anything Goes" blog, whereas the other one will have appropriate bits from this blog copied.
Also, convo with my pa:
Dad: I've got such a crazy daughter, going to Palestine...
Sam: Dad, it's not Palestine!
Dad: Well, who cares...
Sam: The Romans only called the area Palestine to piss off the Jews by naming their land after their enemies The Philistines.
Dad: Wow....you gotta hand it to the Romans....no one says "Fuck you" quite like the Romans.
Sam: It's kind of like if we took over Gaza and the West Bank and renamed it "Fuck-The-Palestinians-ia."
ALSO, I really like M.I.A. but I can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck she's saying in any of her songs. Does anyone else have this problem?
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re: MIA: right there with ya
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I hope one of these days she will let me be Henry Higgins to her Eliza Doolittle, and I'll talk-sing as I teach her how to speak properly
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