As promised...

As promised, I’m attempting to learn the Thriller dance now that my roommate is gone for the weekend. I gotta say, it’s not going to well. When I was younger I had a short-lived stint in Irish dance, and “shockingly” this experience is not helping with Michael Jackson dance. In fact, I’m going to have to say that this attempt is going horribly, horribly wrong. I look like a complete tool.

Also, you know what I miss here in Israel? Debbie Friedman Shabbat services. Seriously. I hate them with a fiery passion back in the states, but here I miss them as a sort of comfortable and familiar reminder of my childhood.

ALSO: once i'm fluent in hebrew, i'm gonna go back to the U.S. and get a job in the rural south. And then I'll make up names of Jewish holidays left and right and demand days off, and they won't know any better cos I'll sound so convincing...