Freshmen

A post to follow about why I think freshmen are funny, and how I'm the Pied Piper of Hamlin. Check back later tonight


"I LOVE JUNGLE JUICEEEEEEE!!! WHAT'S JUNGLE JUICE?"
"IS THERE A PARTY?!"
"I am going to hang out in a group of 20 people, and we'll wander the streets of Evanston together even though I don't know most of their names."
"Oh my goodness, I can totally feel how drunk I am right now!"

Poor critters don't realize that 1) jungle juice is just nasty kool aid, 2) yes, there is a party, 3) .........no comment, and 4) they're not actually drunk.

A new generation of American youth is becoming educated in alcohol for the first time! Ah, I love this yearly tradition......it's something most other countries miss out on, in my opinion.