Can I just say I hate facebook? Through a mutual "friend" (we all went to the same elementary school) I stumbled across a picture of a girl who used to beat me up and make me do her homework for her in elementary school. Even though she lives a block away from me, I've managed to avoid seeing her since I was 13. But now, G-d damnit, she's pretty. Not just pretty, but like MODEL good looks and great fashion sense. Fucking hell! I hate when that happens! What I'm about to admit is horrible of me, but at least I'm honest. Anyone else would wish the same, I'm just putting it out there and making it public: I had kind of hoped she would come down with leprosy, and that she'd have to spend the rest of her days wearing cloaks to conceal her hideous affliction as she wanders through the streets, without a point, a social pariah. At least, this is what I THINK happens to lepers--I got to admit, I got the idea for this wish after seeing the leper-related segments of "Ben Hur" when I was a little girl. I'm sorely disappointed that my wish didn't come true though. Granted, she's still young and there's still time for G-d to see to this, but still.......
Let me let out a hearty "DANG IT!"
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