Thursday, September 25, 2008

so this one time

Shit, is the world falling apart? Russia's being crazy, Iran's being crazy, the economy is "HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE POOR!" one day and then "NO, JUST KIDDING IT'LL BE FINE---WAIT, NO IT'S NOT!" the next day. Now we got John McCain "suspending" his campaign, whatever that means. And in an hour and a half (according to Fox News) Dubya is going to address the nation on all the TV networks, which can't possibly be good. The president never comes on TV to be like, "Hey y'all, just wanna let y'all know that everything is hunky-dory, no problemo, super duper!" The president never comes on TV to tell us that he just saw a funny TV show he thought America should know about, or that he heard a good joke today that he wants to repeat for America, or that he ate at a really good restaurant he discovered down the street which America would really enjoy...... No, the president never comes on with good news, the president only ever speaks to the nation when he wants to tell us in that calming yet sad way of his that we're all going to die/we already have died, or that we all just got attacked by terrorists/the terrorists are on their way, or that the economy is in the shit/our economy is being crapped out of someone's ass as we speak.

And WORST OF ALL, there is a cockroach on my window screen.


No, worst of all is that I just saw a preview for a movie. About the invention of car windshield wipers. "Flash of Genius." Oh man...

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