Back when our football team used to suck, being at the game was kind of like the weather today.

Explain?

Today it's cold. Like, chilly and wet and rainy and cold and gloomy. And you know that this is basically just the beginning.

You know that the rape is coming.

Kind of like how at football games, when the other team scored their first touchdown of the game...and you knew it was just a taste of the coming rape.