Holy fuck.

Turns out that every Tuesday (today being the first time they've done it this quarter) they test the Air Raid/Tornado/generic emergency siren. But our CA forgot to tell us. So I'm just sleeping and all of the sudden I'm woken by a deafening,

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

So I spring out of bed, and I can't find my glasses and I'm panicking and yelling, "FUCK! FUCK!" I peer out the window to see if I can tell what's going on. I don't have my glasses, so I can't really tell. I just assume it's something serious, so I'm like, "FUCK! I gotta get to the basement!" Meanwhile all I can hear is still the defeaning

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

At this point, I'm completely convinced that the Russians/generic evil foreigners are attacking us, and that I'm definitely going to die within minutes. So I run out into the hallway, in my pajamas, messy hair and no glasses....and the CA is just out there. She's just walking down the hallway going, "It's just a test, they do this every Tuesday....."


Fuuuuuck.