dorms

Aw fuck, now I remember why I hate living in dorms.

Now, mind you, I can barely hear right now because I'm sick and my ears were clogged. Like, it's so bad that conversations are difficult. So anyway, with that in mind, now know that I was woken from sleep by the sound of people talking in the hallway.

So I'm partially deaf at the moment AND normally I'm a pretty deep sleeper, but TALKING woke me?

Well, dear reader (me?), this was not "talking." Basically these people talked with the volume level that a torture victim might use when letting out a scream. So basically an enormous group of girls was scream-talking outside my door.

Look, I understand that sometimes in the moment you forget how loud you're talking when you're excited, but usually when someone calls you out you realize and immediately quiet down. Except if you're drunk, which, amazingly, these girls were not. So someone (not me!) went outside into the hallway to tell the girls to kindly shut the fuck up as it was the middle of the night--though I couln't hear him because my ears are so stuffed. I only know that if happened cos the next thing I hear is one of the girls still scream-talking: "GOSH, I'M SORRY!"

They then took their scream-talking into a room, although everything was still audible. You could still hear SCREAMS when something amusing happened. Like, it sounded like someone was being murdered in there, cos you'd never be able to tell that screams of that volume were screams of joy.

This went on for a while, and then it stopped VERY suddenly. I'm guessing that a CA wrote them up. hahahahaha