I'm pretty gross, and I frequently make it public information when I'm sweaty. But I think it's hilarious that southern females often insist that they don't sweat, they "glisten." As if "glistening" is somehow less gross. Well, I need to try to be less gross. So from now on instead of saying, "Fuck am I sweaty!" I am now going to say, "Holy shit, I am glistening like hell right now!"