Just had the most embarrassing moment ever.

So I've been getting really frustrated cos most people in my dorm don't hold the door for others. And it just PISSES me off to no end. I'm not used to it because most people aren't so ill-bred that they don't know that you shouldn't let the door fall back and smack the person behind you. But I guess since all the rooms in my new dorm are singles, people here are just trapped in their own minds.

So today after like the 5th million person in this person left the door to do what it does best--that is, swinging back into the next person in the doorway...aka me--I thought in my head, "WHAT A FUCKTARD!"

Except I didn't think it in my head. I accidentally OUT LOUD called the person in front of me a fucktard. Which caused him to turn around, stare at me with a completely bewildered expression on his face....and there was me, with my jaw dropped in shock. I thought the best thing for me to do would be to turn around to look behind me, as if looking for this bizarre person who randomly let out a "WHAT A FUCKTARD!" Except it turned out that I was the only other person, so it was obvious that it was me....


Oh man....