gaaaaaaaaaaaa i hate school. When I was 15 I realized that the driving force behind my trying hard in school was the genuine belief I held that, if I did well enough, my parents wouldn't make me go anymore. I'm now 20 and I'm still hoping I'll be allowed to stop soon. In elementary school I used to hide in my closet in the mornings so that my parents and my nanny wouldn't be able to wake me up and make me go to school. In high school that turned into going to school without a fuss, but then diving out of windows or simply walking out the door in the middle of class to relieve the boredom.

I used to always say that I like learning. And I think that's sort of true. But mostly what I enjoy is watching people. The only part of being in elementary or high school or college that is bearable is being able to watch teachers/professors and speculate on their personal lives. Or to watch Pretentious Pete and people like him.

I think this needs to be shared: For the past few years one of my dreams has been to have a dance club. Which I realize sounds ridiculous coming from me. But I think the funniest thing on the planet to watch is people trying to dance. Scratch that. People trying to look COOL while dancing. Because most people look like total ass when they dance. Thus, I want my own night club. I'd like to spend the rest of my life laughing at other people. I already have a theme and design picked out......
If that doesn't work out, I think I'll just fall back on my plan to open a bowling alley.