My sample ballot came!!! I'm so excited I can't imagine how I'll feel when the real thing comes. Oh my goodness. It's like, all the years when I was a little girl and my mom would take me to the polling booth with her, and I felt like a big girl..... Like, this is the culmination of that. I actually get to vote on shit. I totally forgot that I don't just get to vote for President. Like, I can vote for a member of the state assembly. I'm thinking of going with the Republican candidate "Lady Cage-Barile" just because that is a ridiculous name.

Dude, I can pick judges! I can say that I want animals to be kept in nice conditions, or I can say, "FUCK ANIMALS!" I can vote to get rid of the California legalization of gay marriage, or I can be like, "No, let's keep that!" I can vote for more funding towards gang prevention, or I can say that I like gangs!

THIS NOVEMBER, I AM AN AMERICAN!! MUAHAHA!